Meet my new puppy.

She is a white female purebred dachshund weiner dog, with the biggest, flappiest ears you'll ever see your whole life.

So cute.

Hello. My name is Tofu. Aren't I very pretty? Check out my awesome mole on my right paw. This old lady wanted to name me sausage or vienna, this hyper kid wanted to name me princess or daisy, and this other girl who's in SD right now wanted to name me Mozzarella, but in the end my Mum won and named me Tofu. Because I grow longer each and every day, and it reminded her of korean soondubu.

My mum bought me lots of toys because I love to chew.

I love to play. Please come visit me. I'm not old enough to go outside yet, so it'd be really fun for me if you came to visit me in the safety of my home. Please come play with me. I love to play. I love my toys, too.

Seriously.